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Sep
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, its not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, its the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because youre bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovahs Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: Theres nothing like a good shit happenin.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesnt.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesnt bother me.
Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this shit!