Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in thats a shame)?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a crying shame?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you cant understand.
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetery.
Q. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Q. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
A: Because deep down, theyre really good people.
Q: What does a lawyer use for birth-control?
A: His personality.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck cant, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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