Sign from a translated sentence

Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isnt worth anything – gas is!

Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

At a restaurant in New York: Tip-ing is not a city in China.

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