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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, Im stupid. That way you wouldnt rely on them, would you? You wouldnt ask them anything. It would be like, Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didnt see your sign.Its like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Heres your sign.A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the doce, I lifted up this big ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, Hey, yall catch all them fish? Nope - Talked em into giving up. Heres your sign.I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a gut inventing a shark bite suit. And theres only one way to test it. Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good… They want you to jump intot his pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, but hold my sign. I dont wanna lose it.Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, Tire go flat? I couldnt resist. I said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Heres your sign.We were trying to sell our car about a years ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, Darn thats hot! See? If hed been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him.I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldnt ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. the truck got stuck and I couldnt get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for he