27
Mar

Signs found in kitchens

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

Kitchen closed – this chick has had it!
Martha Stewart doesnt live here!
Im creative; you cant expect me to be neat too!
So this isnt Home Sweet Home … Adjust!
Ring Bell for Maid Service … If no answer do it yourself!
I clean house every other day … Today is the other day!
If you write in the dust, please dont date it!
I would cook dinner but I cant find the can opener!
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
COOK CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
If you dont like my standards of cooking … lower your standards.
You may touch the dust in this house … but please dont write in it!
Apology … Although youll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesnt always look like this: Some days its even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat, then Im easy, fast, and cheap.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean – eat out.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines.
Gardening forever … Housework, never!
Dull women have immaculate houses.

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