Signs of wear

Old is when:

Your sweetie says, Lets go upstairs and make love, and you answer, Pick one, I cant do both!
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youre barefoot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You dont care where your spouse goes, just as long as you dont have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Getting a little action means I dont need to take any fiber today.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.

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