Signs Youve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic

Poza publicata in [ Foul Language ]



  • You decide to show the boss YOUR version of a golden parachute.

  • Mike from accounting says, Slow down, pal. This aint no Kennedy
    reunion!

  • The people in charge of the Diversity Program dont seem to care
    much for your Buckwheat impersonation.

  • You resurrect that old Pull My Finger routine for the folks from
    the home office.

  • Your overly enthusiastic karaoke rendition of Michael Jacksons
    Beat It lands you in jail for public lewdness.

  • You organize an Armpit Orchestra to play Hail to the Chief when
    the CFO arrives.

  • You offer to teach the boss your procedure for making Butt Xeroxes.

  • You attempt to qualify for the 3 legged race — solo.

  • You remember what to kiss, but forget whose.

  • Evidently a bears not the only one who can shit in the woods.

  • You keep calling your boss Boo-Boo and bugging him to help you
    look for pic-a-nic baskets.

  • Last words you utter before passing out? Slide, you fat bastard!
    Slide!

  • Everytime CFO pauses during big speech you scream, FREEBIRD!!

  • But everybody pees in the pool!
    (not from the diving board, my friend)


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