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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
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Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear – the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear – a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldnt stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldnt stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldnt explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton: Couldnt explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan Nixons The One
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, Hes the one!

N?xon: Famous for his widows peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her