Simple Chinese

Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrement

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu———Lets sleep together

Ai Bang Mai Ne————–I bumped into the coffee table

Fat Ho———————An unattractive woman

Ar U Wun Tu—————–A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat—————-You need a face lift

Chow Mai Dong————-Romantic proposition

Dum Gai———————A stupid person

Wel Hung Gai—————-Is that a banana in your pocket?

Won Hung Low————-Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai

Gun Pao Der—————–An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung—————Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding————–We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Jan Ne Ka Sun—————A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia———————Approach me

Lao Ze Sho——————Gilligans Island

Lao Zi———————-Not very good

Lin Ching——————-An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding————-A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn———————-A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai——————–A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be————A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne————–A small horse

Ten Ding Ba—————-Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung————-A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan————–Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah—————Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim——————Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting———-There is no reason to raise your voice

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