19
Oct

Sisters of Mercy (off. to Catholics)

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION – 10 MILES.

He thinks it is just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION – 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real.

When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a beautiful nun in a black habit who says, I know what you are here for, my son. Please follow me.

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, Please knock on this door.

He does as he is told and this door is answered by another beautiful nun holding a tin cup.

This nun instructs, Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway. He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing a huge sign:

GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY!

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