One day 3 dogs wer sitting in front of the vets office. The 1st dog notcies the othher dogs and asked them what they did.

i ate my owners cord said the first dog.

and im getting put 2 sleep.

me 2said the 2nd dog.

what did u doasked the 1st dog to the 3rd dog.

well u c my owner likes 2 do her house work in the nude so yesterday she was vacuuming in the nude of course and i couldnt resist i jumped on and had the ride of my life.

responded the 3rd dog.

so your getting put 2 sleep 2?

asked the 2nd dog.

no, im getting my nails trimmed.