These two businessmen were chatting over a well earned drink in a New York bar one Friday evening.

God, I embarrassed myself last week says the first. There I was in the railroad station trying to get to Pittsburgh. The ticket clerk had the biggest breasts I had ever seen outside of Playboy, and when she served me I said Give me a ticket to TITS – BURGH. Ive never been so embarrassed in my life.

I know what you mean said his colleague. Only the other morning I was having breakfast with my wife, and when I meant to say pass the butter, what I actually said was you miserable cow, youve completely f. . . cked up my life. Shes still not speaking to me.