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ABC Americas Mickey Mouse Network

Allstate Sears-ious Insurance

AOL Weve Got You by the Wires

AT&T No, WEVE Got You by the Wires

Burger King Wait for It Your Way

CBS Welcome Home. Hey, Where the Hell Is Everyone?

Chevrolet GEO Whiz, We Like Toyota

Chrysler The Mercedes-Benz of American Cars

Coca-Cola New Coke Was Pepsis Idea

Democratic National Party Bill Clinton? Never Heard of Him

Disney Available in Stores for a Limited Time Only

Eveready Nothing Really Keeps on Going Forever

Ford Quality is Somebody Elses Job

Ernest & Julio Gallo: We Will Have No Hangover before Its Time

General Electric Were a Lot Like RCA

Honda Just As Good As Hyundai. Really

IBM Windows Is Just a Fad

JERZEES Fit to a T

KIA Killed in Action?

Little Debbie Snackcakes Our Name Says It All

LOreal Im Worth It, and Whats It To Ya?

Maytag The Fix Is On

McDonalds Did Somebody Say Cholesterol?

Microsoft Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

NBC Formerly Known As Must See TV

Nike Just Do It and Get Arrested

Norelco Running Circles around Blades

Old Navy Can You Ever Forgive Us?

Oscar Meyer We Are NOT about Spelling

Pepsi-Cola That Clear Crap Was Cokes Idea

Pizza Hut Nobody Beats Our Meat Lovers Special

?Que Pasa? Not Really a Name Brand

RCA Going to the Dogs

Republican National Party The Potatoe People

Sony We Just Cant Top the Walkman

Sprite Obey Our Ads

Seven-Up Up Yours, Cola Bastards

Subway We Are Not Public Transportation, Dammit

Toyota Slightly Better Than Hyundai

Unicorns Sorry We Missed the Ark

Volkswagen Buyers Wanted. Hey, Were Dying Out Here

Whirlpool Not Nearly As Wet As We Sound

Xerox The Original Copycats

Young Again We Wish

Zebra Sort of Like a Black and White Striped Horse

Zerox See Us at Xerox

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