Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
Charmin: Butt… Wipe… Err.
Microsoft: How much are you going to pay today?
Eggs: The Incredible Edible Ovum.
MTV: Loud and easy to spell.
Saks 5th Avenue: You Could Shop Here if Youre Poor, But That Would be Stupid.
Iguana: The other green meat.
Penis Enlargement Specialists: It Dont Mean a Thing If It Aint Got That Swing!
Nike: Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!
Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.
Canon Photocopiers: Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!
Pepto Bismol: Squash the Squirts!
Trojans: Just add meat.
Apple MacIntosh: Hey, we thought of it first!
Radio Shack: Youve got questions, weve got geek losers!
Professional Bowling on NBC: Oh, why dont you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?
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Additional Jokes From "Computer"
- What do nerds do in their spare time?
- An IBM acronym
- Lunch at Hewlett Packard
- The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual
- Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
- Redneck computer term
- Back In The Good Old Days
- Microsoft Darkness
- Computer Virus List 1
- Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- An IBM acronym
- Itty Bitty Machines
- Microsoft and ZZZZ
- Should my loved one be placed in an Assisted Computing Facility?
- Too Much Computer Time