14
Jun

Slogans that Never Caught On

Slogans That Never Quite Caught On



Charmin: Butt… Wipe… Err.



Microsoft: How much are you going to pay today?



Eggs: The Incredible Edible Ovum.



MTV: Loud and easy to spell.



Saks 5th Avenue: You Could Shop Here if Youre Poor, But That Would be Stupid.



Iguana: The other green meat.



Penis Enlargement Specialists: It Dont Mean a Thing If It Aint Got That Swing!



Nike: Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!



Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.



Canon Photocopiers: Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!



Pepto Bismol: Squash the Squirts!



Trojans: Just add meat.



Apple MacIntosh: Hey, we thought of it first!



Radio Shack: Youve got questions, weve got geek losers!



Professional Bowling on NBC: Oh, why dont you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?

Most viewed Jokes (20)