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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when



they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship



that had harpooned his father many years earlier.



He said to the female whale, Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of



our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and



sink.



They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon



however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were



swimming to the safety of shore.



The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the



female, lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the



shore. At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming



reluctant to follow him.



Whats the matter darling?



Look, she said, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse



to swallow the seamen.