20
Jan

Smarter

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident — it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, So, youre a man — thats interesting. Im a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are both unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends, and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

The man thoughtfully replied, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, And look at this, heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank half the bottle. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, and immediately put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man.

In surprise, he asked, Arent you having any?

No, the woman replied, I think Ill just wait for the police…

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