An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, Doc, its terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, its odorless and silent, otherwise Id be mortified. For example, Ive passed gas ten times just since weve been talking, but its odorless and silent so you cant tell. The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.

The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, Doc, theres been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while its still silent, now it smells terrible!



The doctor says, Well, Im glad we cleared up your sinus blockage,now well have to work on your hearing.