Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Anarchy: You steal neighbours bull, and shoot the government.