Software vs. Drugs

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Drug dealers Software developers
Refer to their clients as users. Refer to their
clients as users.
The first ones free!Download a free trial
version!
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the
stuff). Have important South-East Asian connections (to help
debug the code).
Strange jargon: Stick, Rock, Dime bag, E.
Strange jargon: SCSI, RTFM, Java, ISDN.
Realize that theres tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old
market. Realize that theres tons of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by the industrys producing newer, more potent
mixes. Job is assisted by industrys producing newer, faster
machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture
capitalists.
Their product causes unhealthy addictions. DOOM. Quake.
SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who
depend on you. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!


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