Solving Bat Problem

Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?

The first: I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork.

The second: I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km away. But they beat me back to the church!

The third (who was looking pretty smug): I caught them, and baptized and confirmed each one. I havent seen them since.

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