Some quotes

Dear Readers: If You can use a few good laughs today, try these quotes:

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

– Jackie Mason

Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.

– Samuel Johnson

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

– Zsa Zsa Gabor

A critic is a man who knows the way, but cant drive the car.

– Kenneth Tynan

France is a country where the money falls apart but you cant tear the toilet paper.

– Billy Wilder

The above quotes are from the book The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever
Said by Robert Byrne (published by Atheneum). Its $10.95, and worth every cent.

Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED / Made the old fashioned way

From Harpers Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75

On a story about the discovery of a 20-million-year-old bear-dog den: Den of Antiquity Uncovered

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