16
Apr

Some things you cant Explain

A farmer was getting drunk in the local bar when a man came in

and asked: Hey, why on this beautiful day are you sitting here

getting drunk?

The farmer shook his head and replied, Some things you just

cant explain.

So, what happened thats so horrible? the man asked.

Well, the farmer said, today while milking my cow she lifted

her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Okay, said the man, but thats not so bad.

Some things you just cant explain, the farmer replied.

So what happened then? the man asked.

The farmer said, I took her left leg and tied it to the post on

the left.

And then?

Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got

the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the

bucket.

The man laughed and said, Again?

The farmer replied, Some things you just cant explain.

So, what did you do then? the man asked.

I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the

right.

And then?

Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I

got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket

with her tail.

Hmmm, the man said and nodded his head.

Some things you just cant explain, the farmer said.

So, what did you do? the man asked.

Well, the farmer said, I didnt have any more rope,

so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in

…Some things you just cant explain.

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