23
May
The idea of cybersex between people who have never met, poses some interesting questions …
How does one practice safe cybersex? Should I wear a raincoat while at my computer?
Does she need to insert a diskette before I input data?
If she misses a period, can she just go back and edit?
How many Os are in oooOOOOOHHhhh!!!
If I get carried away and quit typing for awhile, will you think I left?
If I try to enter too fast, will she backspace?
If my system goes down, will she delete me? (that could be a good title for a country cybersong)
Meeting your cyberlover for the first time could be tough … what if she expects a 1 gig hard drive, and all youve got is a 3.5 floppy?