26
Jan

Some thoughts for today…

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember…if the world didnt suck, wed all fall off.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, theres a 90% probability youll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock – cattle with a sense of humor.

You cant have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Just remember, if you ever have to go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that werent smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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