18
Aug

Son of a Bitch!

Girl: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: What have you done my child?

Girl: I called a man a son of a bitch.

Priest: Why did you call him a son of a bitch?

Girl: Because he touched my hand.

Priest: Like this?

(as he touches her hand) Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he touched my breast.

Priest: Like this?

(as he touched her breast) Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he took off my clothes, father.

Priest: Like this?

(as he takes off her clothes) Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

Girl: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.

Priest: Like this?

(as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!! Priest: (after a few minutes): Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

Girl: But father he had AIDS! Priest: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

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