Sorry, wrong number.

I spotted the following in the New York Times last week:

A friend of mine received a phone call. Who is this? a
womans voice answered.

Whom do you want to speak to? my friend asked.

Did you say whom? the caller inquired after a
somewhat startled pause.

Yes, my friend said.

I have the wrong number, the caller said.
Then she hung up.

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