Southern computer lingo

Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and a trailer load of fertiliser.

Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.

Window: Place in your truck to hang your guns

Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions

Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff

Mouse: Soft, fuzzy thing that you stuff in your beer bottle to get a free case

LAN: To borrow, as in, Hey Dilbert! LAN me your truck!

Cursor: What some guys do when they get mad at their woman

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