Speaking of three kittens… (slightly offensive to cat lovers)

(This joke tends to be better spoken.)

This guy had three kittens who liked to play in the guys pond in his front yard. One day, they all fell in and started drowning. Luckily, the guy was outside and was able to save them. He told them that they better be careful because he might not be there to save them.

Sure enough, the next day, they were out playing in the pond and fell in. Some guy down the street saw them and rushed to try to save them, but was too late. So, he went to the door, and when the owner answered, the guy said, Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinque.

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