Special License

There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, License and Registration please.

Its okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this, she said smiling.

Thats impossible! The officer replied, Ive never heard of such a license.

To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.

She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, Can you see this?? It says so right here: Tear Along The Dotted Line.

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