A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed the man a citation, and then as he turned to walk back to his cruiser, the man asked, Officer, I know I was speeding, but I dont think its fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket? Ever go fishing? the policeman asked the man. Um, yeah… so, the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, Ever catch ALL the fish?

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