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The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
Well doc, its like this – First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hanf, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?The old man replied, Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldnt get the jar open.

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