Sports Fishing

While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted: Are there any gators around here!?

Naw, the man hollered back, They aint been around for years!

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, Howd you get rid of the gators?

We didnt do nothin, the beachcomber replied.

Wow, said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, The Sharks got em.

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