09
Jul

Stamps

Her arms laden with Christmas gifts, Mrs. Douglas remembered she had forgetten to mail a card to her childhood frriend Faye. Buying a card and dashing into the post office, she bought a first class stamp.

Excuse me, she said, her arms aching. but must I put that on myself?

No maam, deadpanned the clerk, it goes on the envelope.

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