Stand up Idiots

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand

up? said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one

freshman rose to his feet.

Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?

enquired the teacher with a sneer.

Well, actually I dont, said the student, but I hate to see

you standing up there all by yourself.

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