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May

Stand up nuts!

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well

behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of

the club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director

said: If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let

them in? The General Director agreed.

The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Director

shouted: Stand up, nuts! Everyone stood up. Sit down, nuts!

Everyone sat down. Look behind you, nuts! Everyone turned around.

Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the third

inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were running

helter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone had

called out: Peanuts!

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