03
Jun

Star Wars: why the chicken crossed the road

YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is…. totally different.
LEIA: I dont know… but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or youre gonna be a permanent resident!
THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken – trust me.
BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesnt survive? Hes worth a lot to me!
WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB: Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line.
UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU: He cant stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens – prepare to cross the road on my mark.
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR: If you will not cross, then you will be destroyed!
JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
JA-JA: Oo! Icky-icky chicken!
SIO BIBBLE: Crossing the road can mean only one thing; invasion.
DARTH MAUL: At last we will cross the road. At last we will have revenge.

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