Students prayer

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule.

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple or orange or green,

Thats no offense, its the freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise,

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

Gods name is prohibited by the State.

Were allowed to cuss & dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues & cheeks.

Theyve outlawed guns; but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the unwed daddy, our Senior King.

Its inappropriate to teach right from wrong,

Were taught that such judgments do not belong.

We can get our condoms, & birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires & totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No Word of God must reach this crowd.

Its scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns, the schools a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot, My soul please take.

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