"Whenever
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to
be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
death and stuff." –Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost
a very important part of your life," –Brooke
Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Ive never had major knee surgery on any other
part of my body," –Winston Bennett, University
of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one
of the lowest crime rates in the country," –Mayor
Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"Im not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the president." –Hillary
Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isnt pollution thats harming the environment.
Its the impurities in our air and water that are
doing it." –Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix." –Dan Quayle
"If we dont succeed, we run the risk of failure."
–Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may
or may not occur." –Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australias imports
come from overseas."–Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed
away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there
is a change in your circumstances."–Department
of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina