John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little shine, and talking about their dumb ole hillbilly wives.

You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we aint got no lectricity!

The other two just howl with laughter.

Brian the Miniature says, Hell, that aint nothing — my dumbass wife went down to the store and bought herself a washing machine! We aint got no runnin water!

That one nearly slayed em.

Martin wiped the tears from his eyes and said, Well, I reckon my brides GOT to be the stupidest of the bunch, boys. tother day I was snooping thru her purse to find me a couple dollars to play some poker with. I found six or seven rubbers — hell, she aint got no dick!