In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services
when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the
janitor, Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions
for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is
coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything
worthy of serious repentance, so when shes done just give her 10 Hail
Marys and Ill be right back.

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow
McGee came into the booth and started her confession, Oh Father, I
have truly sinned, I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral
sex.

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely
10 Hail Marys would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the
janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar
boy, Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?

The altar boy said, a Snickers bar and a Coke.