These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the
clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

My son, says one, has made quite a name for himself in the home building
industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction
firm. Hes so successful, in fact, that in the last year he was able to give a
good friend a brand new home as a gift.

The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car
salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. Hes so successful, in fact,
that in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift.

The third mans son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage. And in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they have been
discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

To tell the truth, Im not very pleased with how my son has turned out, he
replies. For fifteen years, hes been a hairdresser, and Ive just recently
discovered hes a practicing homosexual. But on the bright side, he must be good
at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new
house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.