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Jan

Suck it in, mirror!

Once there was a mirror that sucked people into it if they lied. So this brunette walked up to it and said, I think I am the most beautiful person in the whole world . . . and it sucked her in. Then a redhead walked up to it and said, I think I am the most wonderful person in the whole world . . . and it sucked her in too. Then a blonde walked up to it and said, I think . . and it sucked her in.

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