MONDAYS:
8:00 – Husseinfeld
8:30 – Mad About Everything
9:00 – Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 – The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
10:00 – Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:
8:00 – Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 – The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right
9:00 – Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
9:30 – Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 – Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 – U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
8:30 – Bowling For Food
9:00 – Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread
9:30 – Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 – Veilwatch

THURSDAYS:
8:00 – Matima Loves Chachi
8:30 – M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 – Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 – My Two Baghdads
10:00 – Diagnosis: Heresy

FRIDAYS:
8:00 – Judge Laden
8:30 – Funniest Super 8 Home Movies
9:00 – Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionaire
9:30 – Achmeds Creek
10:00 – No-witness News