A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he cant find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She cant hear him and shouts back, What?



The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.



The wife is not sure and says, What? The man repeats his gestures. EYE KNEE THE RAKE



The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, then points to her left breast, then points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.



Well, the man has no clue on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, What in the friggin hell was that?



She replies, EYE – LEFT TIT – BEHIND – THE BUSH.