Tampons for kids

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?

The nine year old replies Nope, not for my mom.

Casher: Well they must be for your sister then?

Nine year old: Nope, not for my sister either.

Cashier, curious now: Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?

The nine year old says Theyre for my four year old little brother.

The cashier is surprised: Your four year old little brother?

The nine year old explains: Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother cant do either of them!

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