A young man had just started up his own business firm. He was sitting at his desk on his first day when he saw a man approaching his office. To make himself look good, he picked up the phone and proceeded to pretend he was organising a big, important business deal. When he was finished, he put down the phone and asked,Hello, how may I help you today?To which the man replied,Hi. Ive come to activate your phone lines.

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