A little kid watched the drunk marine go into the bath room and
as the marine was taking a leak the kid asked, Are you really a
marine? The marine replied, yes, do you want to wear my hat?
The kid said, Oh yes, and the marine gave him his hat.

A minute later a sailor walked into the restroom and the kid
said, Are you really a sailor? The sailor said, Yeah… ya wanta
suck my cock? The kid pulled off his hat and said, Oh no!! Im not
really a marine!