02
Jun

Ten … to Live

A man hasnt been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

Im afraid I have some very bad news, the doctor says. Youre dying, and you dont have much time left.

Oh, thats terrible! says the man. How long have I got?


Ten, the doctor says sadly.

Ten? the man asks. Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?

Nine…

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