Texan measurments (adult theme)

A young women was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar. Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed

Well thank you maam. Its 33 inches

Wow, around?

No, maam. Through.

Well, then, sir. What about your waist?

Its 28 inches.


No, maam. Through.

Well, then. One last question. What about the size of your private, ahh, you know.

You see, maam. Its 3 inches!

Wow, said the woman. Through?!

No, Maam. From the floor!!!

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