21
Feb

Thanks Doc!

A patient says to his doctor, Hey, Doc! Ive been getting these migraines for a long time now! I cant think straight! I need help!.

Doctor says to patient, You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to my wife. She cooks me my favourite meal, rubs my toes, kiss my nipples and well (smiles sheepishly), you know what happens next!

…next day…

patient says, Hey doc! Thanks for ur advice. It worked!.

Doctor says, Oh really? Thats good to hear!.

Oh by the way, Patient says, Youve got a great house!

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